We're here at the doctor's so he can explain that sometimes things just happen. It doesn't mean anything if you can't stay hard all the time or you can't last. You're just inexperienced. There's nothing to worry about. The doctor will tell you but he's going to need to see it. Yes, your penis. Show him. Oh no, look at it. It's so small, no wonder your girlfriend dumped you. I'm so sorry doctor for wasting your time, I'm so embarrassed, so ashamed. Your father's cock doesn't look like that. I just need to go home. We can never tell anyone about this. I'm going to have to pay women to fuck you. I hope they can do it without laughing.