Another year has passed... it's now Valentine's Day and it's becoming even more depressingly obvious to you that you're still a sad virgin about to spend the most commercially romantic day of the year alone.... again... Sexlessness is just part of who you are now. If you haven't lost it yet, what makes you think this year will be any different? Embrace your pathetic little circumstances and jerk with your pure virgin's tears to My sexy shiny body- at least I pity you enough to let you goon into a stupefied state while watching My tight young body wiggle and sway. This is the best Valentine's Day you've EVER had! In fact- it's now it's own special loser holiday- Virgintines Day, LOL! Perfectly idiotic and lame... just like YOU!