You make a bet with your friends that you can seduce Claudia – the quiet nerd who seems to spend every day in the library. She’s kind of hot, despite spending every waking minute studying. You walk up to her full of confidence, expecting her to be grateful for the offer and you’re surprised to discover she apparently knows quite a bit about what’s going on at the school. “Me? Have sex with you? I don’t think so. Everyone knows what Maddie said about you after the party last month”, she says, wiggling her little finger. “I’ve got standards, and your tiny little dick doesn’t meet them”, she continues.