I'm your boss, and I took a very dim view when I found a note on your desk, expressing your desire to humiliate me by pouring Miracle Whip into my underwear. For such inappropriate behaviour, I could fire you, but I have a better idea. I'm going to tell everyone at the company what you did, and then you're going to strip down to *your* underwear in front of everyone, before I fill your underwear with Miracle Whip! You'll spend the rest of the day like that, and I hope it teaches you a lesson!