As I was removing the curlers from my hair, I realised that this was yet another object that I could compare to your tiny little shrimp dick. I love seeing how you measure up against normally small items. This particularly curler isn't very big at all, but I have a feeling that you're going to lose! How you think you could ever pleasure a woman is beyond me. I tease you with my curves, taunting you with what you will never be able to have.