I'm so tired of dealing with you. All you do is sit on the couch and play video games. You can't keep a job and I'm sick of cleaning up after you. You don't buy groceries or contribute at all. I feel more like your MOM than your girlfriend. So I'm going to treat you like the little boy you really are. Call me Mommy from now on. I'm going to diaper you in this pink rearz diaper. This is the only way you can keep me in your life. I can't date a boy but I'll take care of one haha. I show off the diaper and rub it on my nylon legs. I also have baby powder and a pacifier! Oh and my long blue satin gloves. I know you love these gloves. So I'll wear them while I diaper you. Now lie down and get ready for mommy to take care of you...