Look at that disgusting fucking thing. It looks like a miniature growth. I've never been so horrified and yet so amused at the same time. That's as big as it gets?! Are you kidding me!? How can you call yourself a man with that teeny-weenie shrimpy dick? You must be so embarrassed by it. You know I would laugh in your face if I ever saw it, then probably spit in your face for making me look at it. You need to stay at home and jerk it, and save anyone from having to look at it. Absolutely disgusting.