All I ever want to do is sit and enjoy my coffee, but I see you staring and wondering about how these ugg boots smell. Do you want to take a whiff, boot bitch? Have me stick them right in your face and take a big sniff? I am going to make you get on your knees and lick them, right here, right now. I want you to taste all the winter goodness from walking around in cold weather and salted streets. You will clean them with your tongue, and if you do a good enough job, I will take them off and make you take a big deep breath of their sweat ugg smell. After you get high from their sweaty scent, I will even make you lick the smell off my feet! You will worship them until I finish with you. You've always wanted to be my basic ugg bitch, and now here's your chance!