I am so glad we have this chance to talk and discuss our current state of affairs. I haven't been pleased with you for a long time. I know you try, but you don't compare to the other real men out there. Your recent impotence is why I am going to propose a solution; become ball free for me! That's right, castration. It's not like you need those balls for anything, anyway. Might as well get rid of them, and since you love me and want to make me happy, there's no reason not to. I think you'll find a sense of newfound freedom being a eunuch, only around to serve me like the Goddess I am.  Well, I am glad you agree. I took the liberty of finding a street surgeon, and he'll make sure you won't feel a thing, just a little snip, snip and out they'll pop! You're going to love it, being ball free just for me!