Hi, Honey. I have a confession. Remember that work trip I had a few weekends ago? Yeah, that was a lie. Truth is, I spent that entire weekend fucking one of my co-workers. He's that black guy I told you not to worry about - Well - I guess its too late to worry now!  I know we seemed to have had a perfect marriage - with me being so hot and young compared to your friend's wives. I love the luxurious life that all your money has given Me (all which I rightfully deserve) and I'm going to continue to reap the benefits of this marriage regardless of my .... indiscretions. You'll learn to deal with it - you don't want the embarrassment of your friends and family finding out that your wife left you for a better man, right?