If you aren't aware, I recently moved on to a farm. As you can imagine, it can get quite dirty. But that's why I have you. My bootlicker. Your job is to keep my boots as clean and pristine as you can. I mean, my farm boots aren't as sexy as my motorcycle boots, but they are much dirtier. So much muck and mud stuck in the tread. You'll love it. You'll love licking it up, wiggling between the tread in my boots. You're so lucky. Such a lucky bootlicker. Every day, after some hard work outside, you'll be beneath me. Licking my boots clean. Hell, they get so sweaty inside, maybe I'll have you try and lick up the sweat too! Such a lucky little bootlicker.