My apartment has been invaded by tiny little men! They're everywhere! Now they're in my food! I put my plate down for two seconds and now they're all over it! Good thing I know that they taste good! They want to get into my food, then they will become my food! Watch me eat the evil little fuckers who got into my food! I chew them up, breaking them apart with my teeth, and swallow them down! I love talking to them, telling them how horrible they are. Telling them how much I enjoy eating them! I eat every last one that got into my food! Now it's time to hunt down the rest of them! I'm going to eat every last tiny man in my home! Enjoy!