Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be my real life slave? To serve me in my home in real life? To kneel in front of me and be my ashtray? To wash my dishes, clean my house, launder my clothes? To be at my beck and call 24/7 and be kept in a cage under my bed? Listen carefully as I describe in minute detail what would be expected of you, while I sensuously smoke a cigarette.