I'm so glad you decided to come to therapy with me. You mentioned you were having problems dealing with some shameful secrets that you've been keeping. Now I need you to be honest with me and go into explicit detail. I'm recording our session so I can review it later and make a plan for you to confront your anxieties. Now tell me everything. There is a professional line of confidentiality in this job, and of course this will stay between us. You idiot. Did you even check my credentials before coming to see me, or were you so entranced by my pictures that you didn't bother? Well, I'm not even a therapist. And now I have all of your dirty little secrets on tape, ready to release to everyone. I can cross that line so easily. Now if you want this to stay between us, make sure you book in every week, cash at the ready.