He says he likes me in sweatpants and baggy shirts, but my panties have gotten so tight! He says they shrunk in the wash, but now I can't find all of my clothes. I go looking to see where he has hidden them, I find them in the closet, and decide to try them on. Everything is too tight! I can't get anything done up! Now I know why he is always making excuses so I can't go to the gym, and why he always orders pizza. My boyfriend has fattened me up!