You've been growing the courage to fire me for a while now. You think I'm no longer useful for the company and think it's best if you let me go, when in reality, we both know how miserable you'd be without me. And let's not forget that one little secret you keep from everyone else; your pathetic porn addiction. That's right, I've gotten onto your computer and have seen your history. I wonder what people would think if they knew just who you really were. Would it jeopardize your position in the company? Maybe it'll give me a raise or a promotion. You don't want that, do you? Of course not. That's why you're going to obey every word I say and follow every direction I give you. Not only are you going to fire me, but I expect a raise too. I'm YOUR boss now, bitch.