Oh dear, oh dear. Look at you. So skinny, almost unhealthily so. You don’t see it? Well, that’s why I’m the Mommy and you’re the boy. I know best—and right now I know that just being my “boy” isn’t enough for you. Clearly you need more. You need to be Mommy’s fat pig. That way Mommy can feed you up, put some healthy fat rolls on that thin frame, and show everyone who looks at you how much Mommy takes care of you. What do you say? You’re not sure? Well, let me tell you a little more about how it would work. Imagine this...