We went on a date a couple of days ago. We really hit it off, the dinner was amazing, and you were a total gentleman. We went back to your place to finish off the night. You were really excited thinking you were about to get lucky...... I made you take off your clothes and pull down your boxers. I was confused. You were standing in front of me naked with a small cock. I asked you if you had erectile dysfunction and you said "no". At that moment I couldn't help but burst out in LAUGHTER! Your cock was so fucking small! Smaller than a tiny wiener! There was no way you were getting lucky. How the fuck did you plan on pleasing me with a enlarged clit? Haha!