I cant even express how much I appreciate you returning my lost phone. I mean my whole life is in there not to mention all the phone numbers of friends I would have lost. I don’t even have money to give you some kind of reward. I think your cute though. Would it be weird if I showed you how thankful I am for your honesty by having sex? People hook up all the time for no reason other than to fuck so why not? I can see by your smile you’re thinking the same. This is going to be fun! Starring: Athena Faris