I know you're obsessed with my stinky, dirty converse all stars. I've worked YEARS to get this particular pair stinky and filthy... I'm not going to let you get close to them for free, oh no, losers pay to get close to these sneakers! I get you up nice and close to them, shoving the soles in your face & teasing you. All you want is a sniff... all you want is a taste and I just won't give it to you. The only way you'll be getting close to these converse is by buying them- that way you could sniff and lick and suck or fuck these sneakers all by yourself. The highest bidder gets them. I know you'll do anything to be close to My converse.