(CUSTOM CLIP) "Brad" is nothing but a loser from school. I'm the hottest, and meanest girl in school. I'm going to trick him into coming over to hang to, but really I just want to trap him here in my room and burp and fart in his face. He will sniff up all my farts and sniff my stinky burps too. Only a loser like him would actually think I would want to date him. He has no chance with me.