You have booked a special consultation with Dr. Arielle in hopes to get answers about your tiny dick. Why is it so small? Can it be fixed? Unfortunately, Dr. Arielle is horrified at your penis and the options are minimal for a penis of your pathetic size. You can either undergo a risky penis transplant (your penis is unfortunately far too small to qualify for penis enlargement) or keep your dick the way it is, but be miserable, inadequate and alone forever. The visit with Dr. Arielle, though extremely humiliating and upsetting, has you weirdly turned on...