Somehow you found a woman to have sex with you. You are about to have some pretty fucking terrible sex, which will end with a woman being disappointed by you. I don't think you deserve to have sex. Instead you are going to stay at home. You are going to jerk your dick to me. You are going to cum to me. You are going to fucking cancel your little "sex date." Only real men get to fuck. You get to jerk off to me, you fucking loser.