"Presenting the pilot episode of a brand new messy painting series: Bob Splosh! Having already got my tits covered in paint in the intro alone, I introduce you to my new show whilst wearing a white, figure-hugging bodycon dress, black fishnet stockings, then it's on with the show: I quickly realise that I haven't got a canvas, a pallet, or even brushes, but that won't stop me from painting along with my idol, Bob Ross. With nowhere else to mix my paint, I creatively decide to mix it on my body instead, speedily becoming covered in brightly coloured paint as I use my hands, boobs and feet to paint with. My frantic attempts at painting are pretty hilarious, even if I do say so myself! Tune in to see how my attempt compares to the original--and then, of course, with so much paint left over, there's no better way to finish off my crafty afternoon with pouring all the paint all over myself, rubbing over every inch of skin and soaking my hair until I'm as coated as my painting. This film was premiered at Messtival to great acclaim."