The Hiring Stage Hello, I’m here to interview for the secretary’s position. Ahem. Yes, that’s my resume there. I have some history in service. Oh gosh, sorry… No, I’ve never been a secretary. I’m very good at… that sort of stuff though. I’m so sorry my straps keep falling and my shoes keep dropping. I’m so nervous, but… I am a great worker. I’m very much aware of others and in tune with… Hm. I definitely have a sense of what others are thinking. This makes me perfect for a secretary’s job. There’s definitely a sense of dedication to your job. A secretary needs to be aware of her boss. His needs. His wants. There’s a sense of purpose one needs as a secretary. My history with customers is… minimal, sure. However, I’d like to think I have a good sense of… people. I think I’m social. Though a bit awkward sometimes, maybe it’s more relatable to others. Although… Hm. I really think you’ll want to hire me. I have a sense that you have a connection with me. As I’m feeling similarly. This entire interview just feels perfect. Like, you’re really listening to me. Ooopsie. I’m not wearing my shoes anymore. And oh my, my straps seem to be down for good. I noticed you were very interested in that. I have a great feeling that I’ll get this job. I have a few questions for you. Are panties required for this position? I’m not wearing any. I was in such a rush to get here on time that I forgot them! There’s such a free feeling with not wearing panties. What do you think? No panties? How about I wear my hair down, too? It’s so heavy, it feels better down. Let’s really seal the deal, hmmm? Okay, now that you seem really invested in me as an employee… I need you to tell me whether or not I have the job. In 10 seconds. 10… I desperately need this job. 9… gosh, I really need it... 8… Do you like when I pull the pantyhose up over my breasts? Mmmm. 7… what say you, hm? 6… I want this, I’ll be good at this. 5… am I a proper employee yet? 4… I need this job so bad... 3… I’ll do anything for this job. 2… oooh, what’s it gonna be? 1… Excuses, Excuses... My being late every day is becoming a problem? Well, I mean, I’m really sorry. So many things have been coming up… I’m just so overwhelmed at home. So busy! My car broke down today, that’s why I was late. I had to walk the last two miles through mud and dirt. My feet were hurting so badly that I had to take my heels off! Walking in the puddles of mud, grime in my stockinged feet. Can I show you evidence? Well… yes, of course you can’t tolerate tardiness. I… well… Oh! My nylon feet are filthy! All that dirt and mud… You know… I really couldn’t help it. So many random things happening, keeping me from arriving on time. You see how dirty these are? Is this proof enough? I love wearing pantyhose to work every day. I’m so glad it’s in the dress code. What would you like me to do to squash this little problem? I can see you like the pantyhose - it’s in the dress code after all. I could take off my shoes as soon as I arrive. I could walk to work every morning without shoes so my feet are properly soiled. Anything to please you. Okay, I think we should really make a decision here, yes? How about you let me know if I still have my job here. 10… please… 9… I love working here. 8… this is the best job ever. 7… Still love when I pull my pantyhose up over my breasts, hm? 6… I’ll do whatever you ask, always. 5… always… 4… I need this job so badly. 3… please… 2… please don’t fire me… 1…