Whether it’s the influence of porn or something deeper, this much is true: you long to shoot your cum all over a woman’s glasses. You’ve fantasized about it. You’ve watched porn featuring it. But you’ve never done it. Because you’re a loser. Too weak to ask for it, too grateful every time a woman has deigned to let you fuck her to risk pushing too much. Pathetic. Fortunately for you, Mistress Harlyn has a sort spot for pathetic losers just like you. You’re so easy to toy with, after all. So I’ll give you a chance to fulfill your dirty little fantasy. I’m going to tell you how to stroke your cock. Then, when I decide it’s time, I’ll give you a ten-second countdown, and at the end of it I’ll let you cum all over my glasses. What do you say, loser? You’ll never get another opportunity like this, so you’d better take it while I’m feeling generous.