I have been feeling so big lately, and I've been indulging in lots of fatty foods that I hope will leave me fatter. The last time I weighed myself, I was 250lbs, and hope that I've eaten enough in the last month to get to 260lbs! Unfortunately, I don't quite make it, so I promise to stuff myself full with fattening food all day long so I can get to my goal! By the end of the day I'm so stuffed, I can barely fit into my jeans, and they're so tight they make my stomach hurt. I rub my huge stomach and talk about all the food I ate. And then I weigh myself to see how good I've been...