You know what’s worse than a tiny dick? One curving to the side. Your dick can’t even shoot straight. It just looks painful. You’d never be able to do this- get me pregnant. My belly is so big, but you wouldn’t be able to give me a baby with such a useless curved dick. Just look at my big belly. I bet you wish you could do this, wish you could shoot straight and knock me up, but you can’t. You don’t have a proper dick. It’s tragic. See my big, stretched, pregnant belly? If I had to rely on you to do this, I’d never be pregnant. You could never shoot a load straight into my cervix, so I’d need a guy with a big straight dick. There really is no purpose in you even having a dick, since you can’t give a woman a baby. The problem is that your dick is inferior. It can’t even shoot in the proper direction. Why don’t you stroke your crooked dick while you think about a man with a straight dick getting me pregnant. There’s nothing you can do to make up for the fact that your dick curves. It wouldn’t even be worth trying with you. Just look at my big belly. You could never do this to me. Why would any woman want your dick?