It’s that time of year, and I’m conducting performance reviews for everyone in our department. Looking at your file, I’d say you’ve had a great year! Nothing but good notes left by your superiors. I also hear you’ve got a little bit of a foot fetish.... that’s interesting because I love teasing men with my feet. And what a perfect opportunity that we have here today. A great review deserves a bit of a reward, don’t you think? But let’s keep this our little secret, don’t need HR finding out!