After you texted me that you're being sent home from work because your co-worker got diagnosed with virus going around, I sprung right to work to get our apartment set up for your 14-day quarantine. On the way home, I facetime you to share what's going to happen once you arrive home. Since you'll be contagious, I have a special surgical mask and rubber gloves to wear so I can still cuddle with you. But for you, I have a different approach to keep the germs contained. Since you can't leave the bedroom, I bought a case of disposable diapers for you! They're super thick and can hold all kinds of messes in them. And don't worry about the toilet paper shortage - there were plenty of baby wipes available! I'll be using them before sprinkling baby powder during your diaper changes. Of course I'll be the one changing them - you'll be wearing protective mittens! You have such a habit of touching your face, so this should be a great way to stop that. As for your other vice of chewing on things, I found an adult pacifier for you which also can be a great stress reliever. And to be extra careful, you won't be allowed to eat off our plate or use our glasses. Bottles will be filled with healthy blended shakes that will get you better, and this way you won't be spreading germs since we don't have a dishwasher! Because I love you, these rules are going to be in place for the next two weeks. And if you try to resist, I have no problem giving you a bare bottom spanking for. dose of tough love. I can't wait to take care of you baby!