Lucky loser. Today I've brought you outside to feel the warmth that the sunlight provides. After having been locked up in the cage I keep you for so long I don't want you to get too excited though. I've only brought you out into fresh air for a moments time because I want you to understand the power of the Earth, and the power I hold over you. I'm going to use you as My human ashtray. In one hand I've got you clenched by the shirt collar and the other holds My divine cigarette, the ashes from which you're going to beg Me to lick up. My plump lips coated in dark black lipstick and My face ready for war, I will destroy you with My smoke. As puff after divine puff billows from My perfect lips, I know you can't resist.. I know how badly you want to eat My ashes but I'm going to make you beg for it, loser.