I come in stumbling after a night of clubbing! I still can't believe you came all over my exposed butt crack the last time we hung out so I had to go party it all away! I come in stumbling, obviously lit as hell! I don't notice you or the fact that my pants are nearly falling off! My ass crack is exposed and so is my fluffy red pussy hair! I stumble and dance around still only making my pants fall down more and more leaving little the the imagination. I finally notice you sitting in the corner of my room and stumble to you. I lightly make fun of the fact that you came on butt crack and how I thought it was super weird! I bend over in front of you while my pants are sagging off and you notice the string hanging from my pussy! I'm completely oblivious still! I stand and stumble, and fall! My pants fall even more. I whine to you that my pussy hurts and that I want you to lick it and kiss it better! You happily do so as my string hangs out and my pants continue to sag