You don't have to believe me but this video is proof that mermaids DO exist...and that they're gullible as fuck! LOL I rescued this one and told her that instead of finding 'sea men', she was supposed to find 'semen' to take back to the Witch. If she collects enough of it, she'll be allowed to remain on land as a human woman. After working to get the sweet substance out of me, she'll have to swallow it in order to carry it back to the sea. On hearing this, she does not hesitate to use her hands and holes to complete the mission. This is DAY 1 of her three days on land.