Check out my new doormat! It's perfect for wiping my filthy Converses on because a Goddess should always have clean sneakers. As you see, this mat was once considered a "man" but not anymore. He's an IT and IT'S one purpose is to be useful to me in any way I see fit and a doormat does one thing: takes care of the filth on the bottom of my shoes. There is no speaking. There is DEFINITELY no jerking off. Just floor level obedience, which is exactly what Goddess wants.