You have been paying most of my expenses for sometime now. It's safe to say that you're exclusively in charge of taking care of them forever. I do not even remember the last time I paid a bill. It's only natural that you take care of this permanently. Being my wallet bitch has been the most excitement you have ever had in your boring little life. You get to have my attention, finance my life, enhance my life, add to my life, be in my life. Because of you it looks like I will never pay another bill again.