It’s high time we had the talk. I have been very clear with you about how you simply aren’t pleasing me. And I’ve been more than patient but I’m at my wits’ end. In order to make our marriage work, I’ve made the decision to see other real men who can actually pleasure a woman like myself. And since you’ve proven yourself utterly useless in the bedroom, I’m keeping you locked in a cage. If you don’t like it then sign the divorce papers.