Your wife sent me here to have a little chat with you. We've never met before, but I'm very very well acquainted with your wife. See, she's sick of you - sick of the sex she has with you anyway. We've been napping together behind your back for the last three months and she's decided that she's done with that pathetic cock of yours and those terrible two and a half minutes of sex twice a week. You're being demoted. You can stay married to her of course - do you really think I'm going to do the boring things, like take out the garbage? But you'll be moving into the spare bedroom. I'll be with her in your bed from now on - don't worry, you'll be close enough to hear just how loudly I can make her moan. It might be quite illuminating for you to find out what your wife sounds like when she actually orgasms.