You accost me, a sexy female leprechaun and try to steal me gold. I block you with me big arse, and recite a couple of dirty limericks as I fight you off. Pulling down my spandex leggings, I moon you sassily and you shove a stick of celery up me big arse! I protest and have trouble pulling it out of my tight hole, and when I do, an endless stream of green fluid comes out of my ass uncontrollably. What witchcraft is this? I can't make it stop, and finally, hand shaking, I offer you one piece of gold, if you will stop this infernal torment.