It's no secret that I've been finding you a disappointment in the bedroom. Premature ejaculation! Boring routines! No spice! You're just not man enough for me darling, and since I'm away on business, I thought I'd send you this little video to explain the solution I've thought up. I'm afraid I don't have much time to go through this, so I'm getting changed for a date as I speak. Sorry about that. But since I'm sure my wonderful colleague, Mark, will be able to MORE THAN satisfy me in the bedroom, and since he's out here with me, I'm going to strike while the iron's hot! As I talk to you about your inadequacies, I strip out of my work clothes and pull on sexy hold-ups, satin panties and a scandalously short party dress. I'm ready for a wild night of experimental sex with Mark, and as I describe my intentions for the evening, I give you your orders - to shoot a video for me, acknowledging how you've let me down in the bedroom, and thanking Mark for being prepared to satisfy your hot, hot wife!