Come sit with me for a minute sweetie. You're not in trouble, I just want to get something off my chest. Last night, I wanted to give you your laundry, and uhmmm, well, I saw your, doing your deed. Which is fine of course! But you were doing it, uhmm, pretty basic. So please let mommy give you some tips. Oh come on now sweetheart, listen to mommy, I'm much more experienced than you. Lower your pants and do what mommy tells you.