ORDER: Basically, shake and jiggle our ass very fast in alternating motion with your gluteus maximus (not necessarily your legs), moving your hips forwards before inhaling and backwards before exhaling so that your ass looks as if it is snoring, too. Whenever you need to fart, place your realistic dildo between your cheeks, clench them and rip a long fart on the dildo, then continue snoring and shaking your ass whilst waiting for another fart.