Stuck In Isolation

A global pandemic is the perfect excuse for you to isolate yourself the way you've always wanted to. This is the time you get to be who you truly are, to do the things you've always desired. Don't worry about your friends and family wondering where you are or what you're doing--they don't miss you. We all know you'd rather stay home all day every day, jerking and gooning to hot women you could never have. This is your opportunity to live in your true nature: isolated and alone with your perverted thoughts and urges. And long after the pandemic dies down, you'll still be here. You're never going to leave. Stay home with me. You're forever stuck in isolation.