I was so busy all day that I forgot to buy dinner and by the time I remembered the only place left open was the golden arches. I was ravenous, so I bought five cheese burgers, fries and a large coke to wash it all down with. I start out by telling you about my renowned ability to put away a lot of food, despite my small size, unzipping my jeans and showing you my small waist and my abs... so you can see just how bloated this much food makes me! I unpack all the food I bought - 1800 calories worth in all. I begin eating, wolfing down the burgers and have to unbutton my jeans two and a half burgers in. At four burgers I'm feeling pretty stuffed full of food and sit up to show you my full belly, but I'm no quitter so I power through the fifth burger even though I'm starting to feel a little ill. Then I pick at the fries for a while, telling you how bloated and full my poor belly feels!