Seems like the world has gone crazy recently. Everyone is self-isolating because they're afraid of the coronavirus - quarantining themselves and practicing social distancing. Including you, of course - but that's nothing new. That's just a regular day in your loser life, isn't it? Isolated, alone, nobody to talk to. Not because of the virus - just because of the fact that you're a total fucking loser with no friends and nobody who cares about you! Hahaha! Don't worry, I'm here to keep you company... and remind you that nobody even notices your social distancing, because nobody wants to hang out with you anyway!