Lacie wants you to know the truth about little dicks - girls don't want them. It's what you're marked by, once they find out. Girls talk about you behind your back and giggle about how it sucks that you can't satisfy. 5 inches is average, and that's not enough for me. Anything smaller and I'll be telling my friends you just don't stack up. You'll be jerking yourself with two fingers for the rest of your life while girls make fun of you behind your back.