Cleavage controls your life, cleavage controls your whole existence. It's a FACT. You will live your whole life obsessed with cleavage. You will live your whole life never seeing a woman's tits but you will come across a lot of cleavage. It ruins you. All you think about is cleavage. You love it. When you see a woman who isn't showing off her cleavage it wrecks you even more. You're lucky I'm letting you see mine.... Cleavage makes you weak. Look at my perfect cleavage, can you handle starring at mine? Your cleavage obsession is starting to get outta hand.....