Sloppy, Sopping and Submerged vol 04 (61 mins)_-<<<____>>>_ SCHOOLGIRL SOCCER - School uniforms and regulation knickers galore in this one. British uniforms or Catholic style, they all look great when `wet`. Our four cuties in gymslips are larking about while playing soccer in the garden. Despite some `hand ball` fouls, the footwork is dazzling. Iva looks like she is catching butterflies and Gill seems to be bursting to get out of that T-shirt. Unfortunately their ball lands in the neighbor`s pool. `Hey mister -- can we have our ball back`, and before he can answer the antics begin and girls end up in the pool in quick succession. Lots of glistening wet legs, knickers and tops, plus underwater videography as well. These girls may not score at the World Cup, but they will certainly score with our wetlook, underwater and uniform fans._-<<<____>>>_ BASIC INGREDIENTS This is the original script that Sharon Stone felt was too `hot`, too `sexy` and too `messy` to be filmed -- so it was re-written for her movie `Basic Instinct`. We have faithfully recreated the interrogation scene as it was originally intended. Our villainess is suspected of pie-slapstick but totally dominates the her interrogator with verbal jousting. She teases him with water, chocolate sauce and cream pies. The atmosphere is so electric. This is true `pie-rotica`. Features an original score specially composed for this scene by Nestor Day and gained a 1994 best actress nomination at the `Flannes Film Festival`._-<<<____>>>_ KEELEY`S KOOL-DOWN Keeley is dressed up in her best purple dress and matching shoes and stockings, then shows us the best way to cool down at a nearby Fresh Water Springs. Keeley bathes her stockings and drenches her dress in the cool waters and shimmering sunlight. Not content with soaking her clothes in the crystal clear waters she decides to show us how gracefully she can swim underwater and perform a tantalizing underwater ballet and striptease. Baywatcher`s -- eat your heart out -- this is breathtaking. _-<<<____>>>_ MUD LIMBO MANIA ...or, `Calypso in Clay`. Why stage a limbo competition in a mud pit -- why not! This is far more interesting than any limbo event you have seen before. Micki seems confident that she can stretch those legs farther than Sammy can. Perhaps those short tight miniskirts create a problem for the girls, but certainly not for us viewers. Which girl do you think will get all muddy first? Total immersion mud fans will not be disappointed either._-<<<____>>>_ THE WET BUSINESS SUIT AWARDS Here`s a new one. In this `politically correct` age where wet T-shirt events are frowned upon we have staged a very prim and proper wet business suit competition featuring successful female business women. Each contestant is judged upon her personality, material desires and of course how good she looks when hosed down in her designer suit. The girls reveal some amazing insights about their personal desires. This wet and wacky competition brings a whole new meaning to the phrase `soak the rich`. Who will get your vote._-<<<____>>>_ KNICKERBOCKER GLORY An episode of the wacky TV Cookery lesson from the video vaults of Slapstick Cable Network. Jo demonstrates preparing a favorite recipe of hers, the `Knickerbocker Glory`. Knickerbockers are a prime ingredient, and the `glory` results from following Jo`s strict instructions. This is Sammy`s favorite TV show and she religiously copies Jo`s instructions to see if she can achieve the same results. Plenty of eggs, flour, baked beans and chocolate sauce are needed, so tune in, gather your ingredients and bring along your girlfriend or step-mother for practice.
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