Oh! Hello there honey – you know you should really knock before coming into Mommy’s room, you never know what I could be doing! Well, I mean I am actually just trying to work out this knot in my shoulder, but still… Actually, could you help? I did something to it at the gym and it hurts like anything. Maybe you can get at it better if I take off my shirt? Oh, don’t pull that face. You need to remember to clear your browser history when you are using the computer in the lounge – I know you aren’t that upset about having to see my big perky tits, if the porn you’ve been watching is anything to go by…