Don't you hate when you're quarantined with the gassiest person on the planet? But guys, when life gives you farts - MAKE A FART CUSHION! That's what I did with my subby roommate. He's such a fart-sniffing push-over. I'm training him to be my personal fart cushion. I cut a hole in his pillowcase for his big fart sniffer. I want him to breathe in all my gaseous, stinky farts before they get anywhere near my nose! I squash him entirely with my giant booty so that when I finally let me breathe, he takes a super deep inhale, sucking in all my smelly goodness! It's still a work in progress but I'm having fun either way ;)