starring Paris Love You just don't get it do you? I work my ass off for you, and you have the nerve to complain about your presents come christmas day? You are such an ungrateful little bastard. I just had to teach you a lesson... so instead of grounding you, or taking your toys away, I decided to do something a bit more permanent. Since my gifts are no good, and you just want to complain about all the things you didn't get, I made the choice to shrink you down, like the little runt that you are! So how is the view from down there? Step-Mommy looks pretty imposing, don't I? I could smash you like a little bug! Look at how huge my feet are! You are so puny now, I can barely contain my laughter! You aren't complaining so loudly now, are you? I figure, if you are such a little ungrateful bastard, maybe it's about time you just disappear... into my mouth? What? You are scared now? OH, well sweetie, it's well past the point of no return now, and you should kiss your little ass good bye! See, all that shrinking powder you ate with your cereal this morning worked a bit too well, and making you normal sized just isn't an option anymore... Honestly, it is probably for the better anyways. You have grown up so rude, and disrespectful! I'm still young enough to have another one of you, so why deal with you when I can just try again? Well, I hope you learned your lesson. Because after everything you said to me, I'm pretty excited to be done with you. So come here and meet mommy's mouth. You look like you might be pretty tasty... just like your step-dad!